Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,

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Cruisin' the streets..

..pickin' up pizza. Oh yeah! You KNOW the pizza digs my hot ride!

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago
Sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown L.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.


her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside.
How'd ya like to go for a ride?"

And she said

"Wait a minute I have to think."
He said."That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said.
"If we could only please be on our way
I will not run."

That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go" He said, "No Way!"

Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar
He said, "Now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock ,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Styley.

The next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.


the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed,
"She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
And now his heart is filled with tears.

That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when you're drunk and horny.

But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind

EDIT: Whoa.. It's really weird when you throw your inner ear off cuz you're sick; the room moves. At least, I think it was the room; couldda been me, I guess - there was no one there to see it, so I can't know. >.
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