<Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive crashes. They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit up, and empty your fucking wallet.
<Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with warranties.
<Destruya> "This bitch isn't compatible with me. I want a new one."
<Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter, get the fuck out!'
One of my favorite quotes.