As for my weekend, it was amazing. Elina and Joe had a great wedding, and I'm very happy and had a lot of fun. A great quote (paraphrase) from the best man: "As I was driving to [blank], I realized how difficult it would be to fit 18 years into a 45 minute speech." It took me a second to get it, but that's pretty funny.
[If you didn't get it, he was implying that his speech was going to be 45 minutes long.]
On another note, "Only a fool humbles himself when the world is full of men eager to do that job for him."