John Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs.
Anyway, I'm apparently doing well with guard (yeah, whatever) and have been enlisted to help our former vice president learn the work to do it as well as me. :/
Richard Vernon: Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. That when I get older, these kids are going to take care of me.
Carl: I wouldn't count on it.