Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
zimdanen

Jewish anecdote.

A Jew buys two lottery tickets, and on one, he wins a car. He spends the rest of the day moping.

His friend comes up to him and asks, "Why so down?"

"I just bought two lotto tickets, and on one, I won a car."

"Wow, that's great! Why are you upset, then?"

"I don't know why I bought the other!"
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