Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
Yesterday, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I sacrificed fakerainbowz to Cthulhu (500 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).
In short, I have been very good (550 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, zimdanen
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