Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
zimdanen

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I bought porn for tatsuhamm (-10 points). In May I gave malconent a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I gave shukun a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-673 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
zimdanen

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