(also, http://www.reallifecomics.com/daily_old.php?strip_id=239 -> it's like Slater's pyramids, but different. :P)
edit: I want a reveille ringtone! :D Perfect for the alarm on my phone.
edit2: "Hey, look what I found!"
"Wait, you just found that?"
"Well, maybe not 'found' so much as 'stole when he wasn't looking.'"