Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
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Your daily dose of morning funny.

Quast> bbg: homosexuality isn't a badge you get after you fuck a guy in the ass for the first time
Quast> or get it yourself
xooz98> which badge do you get again?
xooz98> the boy scouts system is so complicated

Chronic Munchies: imagine if anne frank had a BLOG instead of a DIARY
Chronic Munchies: currently listening to: nazis pounding on the door
GenAmonX2K: Current Mood: concentrating

chris> ontario, canada is one of the only places in the world where you can marry a fag but you can't smoke one

timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours
timmo> jesus
timmo> people are fucking morons
wind`> wait what
wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours?
timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17%

Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away

Promisemememphis: there was a girl in one of my bio teachers classes and they had to put a cotton swab in their mouth and look at the slide
Promisemememphis: he went to look at hers because she saw something moving and told her it was a sperm
Promisemememphis: which meant that she'd just given some guy head in lunch like fifteen minutes before hand
Promisemememphis: he wouldn't let her leave the class either
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