Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
zimdanen

Halloween joke.

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, but: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
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