Mom and I were talking about why Travis and I never studied here but always went to his house. I'd honestly never thought to study at my house. I tell her that, but then I also tell her that it's because we're really having gay sex and I didn't want her to find out, because that would be awkward.
Mom: So that means you're bipolar. Me: No.. bipolar is something different. I am bipolar, but it's different.
Mom: *laughingly* You embarass me. Me: Why? I mean, if I were yelling it out at a dinner party, I could understand being embarassed, but we're alone. Mom: Okay, okay. *chuckles*