|You Are Somewhat Machiavellian|
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
Look at your LJ "interests" list. If you have fewer than 50 interests, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five interests, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five interests, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em. List them on your LJ, and tell everyone exactly what it is about these things that interests you so much.
computers - There's a lot of neat stuff you can do with them, and they're a nifty way to keep in contact with people. (Though they also kinda limit contact with people, cuz you talk to people on computers rather than in person.)
fire - It's very pretty, and fun to play with. Plus, can smell very nice at times.
glitter - Hehehehehe, I just like glitter! It's fun and pretty. XD And flaming.
programming - I like solving problems and making things work and bug fixing..
the english language - I happen to actually like the English language and be interested in preserving it in its "purity" (even though it is a bastard language).
Okay, so not the most interesting set. :P