Pants points will, hopefully in the next few months, be redeemable for merchandise.
If you want to sign up as a minion, just leave a comment or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with the following:
1) Name/Handle (whatever you want to be called in everything involving the site)
2) email address (where you want your email to be forwarded to; minions will eventually get email@example.com.. hopefully :P)
3) Birthdate (MM/DD/YYYY)
4) Who referred you (if anyone)
I think that's all I need for now. :)
[Not expecting much response, if any at all. But at least this way people can't yell at me for being unfair. :P]