Kevin: I couldn't do that. ...Unless someone paid me a lot of money. Then I'd make myself do it.
Alexi: It's like unwrapping a Christmas present.
Kevin: .....I'm Jewish.
Kevin: You're right, it is like unwrapping a Christmas present: two things I don't do.
edit: JimBob4554: I have a wetnap from Bdubs sitting on my table, one that says, "Our sauces taste good on food. On pants, not so much." and Alexi points to it and goes, "That's, uhm.. not a condom, right?"