good friends. Enjoy.
A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent car accident, he had
lost both his arms and legs. During the long afternoon, as he remained on the
beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt very sorry for the
The first woman asked "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman wondered "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f**ked?"
The fellow said "No."
"Well, you will be when the tide comes in."