Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
zimdanen

Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me--and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all things you've started."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot; a bottle of White Zinfandel; a bottle of Bailey's; a bottle of Kahlua; a package of Oreo's; the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions; the rest of the cheesecake; some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
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