Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
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So a baby seal walks into a club...

A guy and his wife go back to the site of their honeymoon on their 50th anniversary. The wife asks her husband, "Do you remember what you were thinking 50 years ago?"

The husband replies, "Yeah. I was thinking, 'I'm gonna fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.'"

"And what are you thinking now?"

"I'm thinking I did a pretty good job!"
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