teacher says to her students :
"If you were courting a well educated young girl
from a prominent family and during a dinner for two
you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say
Mike replies : "Wait a minute, I'm going for a
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and
improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the
toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says : "That's much better but to
mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is
And Billy says: "My dear, please excuse me for a
moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal
friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you
after dinner. "
The teacher passed out.