Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
zimdanen

Leave it to a child.

During a good manners and etiquette class, the
teacher says to her students :

"If you were courting a well educated young girl
from a prominent family and during a dinner for two
you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say
to her?"

Mike replies : "Wait a minute, I'm going for a
piss."

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and
improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the
toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says : "That's much better but to
mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is
unpleasant."

And Billy says: "My dear, please excuse me for a
moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal
friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you
after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.
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