Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
zimdanen

What do you call a pothole made by a mouse?
A road dent.






A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt. "One's for me and one's for the road."








"Shit."
"Did you just drop the phone?"
"...No."
"What'd you do?"
"...Yes."
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