The paper is to be "no more than 10 pages, double spaced," and we're encouraged "not to push the limit." XD Conciseness is something engineers need to master. ;-)
Statistics about death - one death per person. lol.
[My roommate was just like, "This is Aqua isn't it? Ah, good. I haven't heard them in a long time."]
Prof. O'Connell, after about 15 minutes of talking: "We're off the subject."
Prof. O'C: Does that turn you on?
Talking about running red lights:
Prof O'C: "What do you think the probability of death, in the long run, is? Hopefully pretty darn high. I want all of them to be killed, just not by me."
Class: O_O ::nervous laughter::
Prof. O'C talks about Jon Steward and the Daily Show a lot. It's pretty cool. I want to watch that show some more. ;_j That was how I got all my news, lol.
Prof. O'C: How many of you have thrown a party where nobody shows up?
Me and one other person: ::slowly raises hand::
Everyone else: ::laughs::
Bumper sticker: "Don't believe everything you think."
Prof. O'C was explaining the view of the people in charge at the turn of the 18th century. White men were close to God, then way down was white women, then way down was everyone else, right on par with the animals. Talking about Thomas Jefferson.
Dwight: "I heard Mr. Jefferson held black women kinda up here. *hand motion near his head*"
Prof. O'C: No, in fact, that's not always the position they assumed.
Class: ::more laughter::
Talking about single and multipart questions: "Have you stopped beating your wife?"
"Your freedom ends where my nose begins."
"What happened to Socrates?" "They couldn't stand his asking questions any more, and they poisoned him!" XP
"Opportunity knocks once."
"A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for."
;_j So what if I turn gay and ugly? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?! *sobs*
Oh.. my.. god. Travis as principle? *dies* XPPP That'd be hawt.
I could see almost all of this.