At dinner, I did not eat all that much, and Mom said I would be hungry, so I said, "I have got money - if I get hungry, I will go to a strip club, get some food, and enjoy the entertainment." Mom was like, "Uhh?!" and Dad was like, "Right on!"
Mom tells the best stories. The moral of this one - beat people up and you get lots of stuff. (Read further down for why I will not clarify at the moment - hard to type.)
Online time is really cheap - though nothing else is - so I am on, but the keyboard is screwey, which is really annoying - and it is only some of the keys, so I can still kind of type normally. It is horrible! (Cannot find the apostrophe.)
And, on a final note, the guy beside me is looking at gay porn, which is slightly distracting. And I just heard my Mother's cough behind me, which is slightly disconcerting, considering. (Woo, found the apostrophe!)