Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
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Prolly already heard this, but.. What makes 100%?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? How about achieving 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
Well, I've given this a lot of thought.

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100%

And.......,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T (2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20) = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G (1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7) = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top every time
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