For everyone that plays TPS but doesn't pay that much attention to the forums (I'll just assume you all know about Santa and his army that were above EC1; dropped some good stuff, too!) :
Hecate: "Bah. I hate fat, red men with beards who don't know when it's their time to die."
anonymous elf: "Seriously, Pimouss ain't that bad when you get to know him."