Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,
Madcap
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UDel Essay (posted for kicks)

My most outstanding intellectual achievement to date was probably realizing that I am better than everybody else. No, really. I am smart, witty, good-looking, and great with the ladies. What more could you ask for?
Though I have so many intellectual achievements under my belt, I think that this one in particular has granted me the self-confidence I need to succeed. When dealing with people, I can safely assume that I will one day be Lord and Master over them and can therefore deal with them quite patiently. Not only that, but I can ignore their suggestions and forge ahead to do things the way they should be done – my way.
Realizing potential is the first step toward using it. With the realization that I am better than everybody else under my belt, I have the confidence to do what needs to be done to get myself ahead without worrying about what others will think. Mostly because said others’ opinions do not matter. And so, as I prepare for college, I also prepare for the beginnings of my bid for global dominance – which, I believe, is pretty much in the bag.
I would like to thank you now for your undoubted acceptance of my superior self into your fine university; I know that I will thrive under the grand yet likely restricting tutelage of your professors.
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