September 26th, 2006


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Jesus Christ, what the fuck is up with kids?

A couple confessions off grouphug:

i gave 5 different guys head like 3 times each in one night..

p.s. i was 12


every day when i get out of school (im 12) i ask old men if they want sexual favors. older men usually say yes.
they pay me and i buy pokemon cards.

once in an alley in the middle of december i had to take off all my clothes and build a snow fort. then we had sex inside it.

he was 54 years old.

The ultimate rejection letter.


Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Chris L. Jensen