January 8th, 2006

Sano

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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."


edit: Oh yeah, and our One Word Story, brought into readable form.
Sano

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Your Life Path Number is 6



Your purpose in life is to help others



You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you.

It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them.

You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver.



In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner.



You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first.

Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love.

And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own.




...damn.