January 5th, 2006


El Al Flight - mid-December - landing in Tel-Aviv

As the El Al plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the
captain came on saying, "Please remain seated with your seat belts
securely fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the
seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that
using cell phones on board this aircraft is strictly prohibited.
To those who are seated, we wish you a Merry Christmas and hope that you
enjoy your stay.
And to those of you standing in the aisles and talking on your cell
phones, we wish you a Happy Chanukah and welcome back home."