The disillusionment of a romantic.

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"Let me put it another way. Let's say Jessica Alba's ass is the Arctic
National Wildlife Refuge. Sure it looks perfect and pristine. But
honestly, how much better would it look if someone was tapping it, am I
right?"

The perfect couple

I've seen that written out before.

As the El Al plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the
captain came on saying, "Please remain seated with your seat belts
securely fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the
seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that
using cell phones on board this aircraft is strictly prohibited.
To those who are seated, we wish you a Merry Christmas and hope that you
enjoy your stay.
And to those of you standing in the aisles and talking on your cell
phones, we wish you a Happy Chanukah and welcome back home."

Fall Schedule

Also, note that burger night's gonna move up to 8 pm starting when school starts.