December 7th, 2005


Anyone need some cash?

There's a ChemE professor at VCU that needs someone to print out envelopes and such for him for his Christmas cards. He'll probably pay around $8-$10/hr. Anyone interested?

Reply soon. :)

At work:

Georgia: "Kevin, why does your email say Pet Vampire?"
Kevin: "It's a long story that I only half remember."
Debby: "In other words, he doesn't want to tell you."
Georgia: "Are you a bloodsucker, Kevin?"
Kevin: "I haven't broken skin yet."
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"So I'm trying to suck up; what do you recommend?"
"Paying attention in class."
"Too late for that. We're in this situation; what do you recommend for now?"
"Well.. If you were Japanese.. I'd recommend falling on your sword.. That might leave a favorable impression.
..It's too late to develop a fatal disease..
..You'd have to convince someone you have a learning disability..
..You could do really well on the final exam.. But then she'd probably turn you in for an honor code violation.."

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

Yesterday, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I sacrificed [info]fakerainbowz to Cthulhu (500 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (550 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!