November 1st, 2005

Sano

Jokes from last night. (Pictures will follow tonight.)

A priest walks up to a little boy who's standing at a cliff, crying, and asks, "What's wrong, little boy?"
The little boy replies, "My mother and father just got into their car and drove off that cliff!"
The priest unzips his pants and says, "It just isn't your day, is it?"

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A priest and a rabbi are standing around together, and a little boy walks by. The priest says, "Let's go fuck that boy!"
The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"