August 15th, 2005


Ho-o-oly shit!

Moogle> Yeah, I took our first time when the condom broke to be a sign for me to keep it in my pants
Gau> Was she on the pill?
Moogle> nope
Gau> man.. I would have donkey-punched her out cold and douched for 3 straight hours!
Moogle> Douching actually makes it worse.
Gau> Not if you do it with 12 mole per litre HCl
Moogle> hoh!