UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?
UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating
*** Mavert changes topic to 'Men are like cement... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
(EviLGirL-) Women are like a carpet... lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever''
blanco> how about you greet me like a white man?
NESS> HEIL DEUTCHLAND
I sent Meghan at the office cookies as a thank-you for helping me with warranty stuff and being awesome and fun to talk to. She called and left me a message while I was dropping Maggie off and doing a walkaround. Made me happy :) :
"Hello Mr. Kevin from Virginia, this is Meghan at corporate. So, I got back to my desk from lunch and I have this little box on my desk that said from UPS, so I open it up and there's like all these smiley faces all over the box and a cute little card, so I just wanted to say thank you 'cause that was really really cool and uh, at least someone out there appreciates my effort. But uh, it's really awesome and it totally made my day, so thank you! and I will talk to you later. Bye."
Alexi: But I can definitely see how people like giving guys head.
Kevin: I couldn't do that. ...Unless someone paid me a lot of money. Then I'd make myself do it.
Alexi: It's like unwrapping a Christmas present.
Kevin: .....I'm Jewish.
Kevin: You're right, it is like unwrapping a Christmas present: two things I don't do.
edit: JimBob4554: I have a wetnap from Bdubs sitting on my table, one that says, "Our sauces taste good on food. On pants, not so much." and Alexi points to it and goes, "That's, uhm.. not a condom, right?"
Arcane Moira: Don't do it!
Auto response from JimBob4554: I'm slitting my wrists and crying a lot because Maggie doesn't love me. *crycrycry*
Arcane Moira: PV:.. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo