August 4th, 2005

Sano

Wow, I keep getting tagged by this one.

That's two people who've tagged me. I guess I should respond, but it'll be disappointing.

List ten fictional characters you want to have sex with and then tag five people. Any media (movies, books, video games, etc).

I don't particularly want to have sex. :/

I'm not going to tag anyone since I kinda didn't answer the question.

edit: I tag tatsuhamm
Sano

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True Story. A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshiped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.

If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.
Sano

Suicide.

Chase and Harrison came up with a great way to commit suicide. Strap knives to the steering wheel and the passenger side dashboard and get in a fender bender. The airbags will deploy and send the knives straight through you. And the guy you hit will get out and be like, "What the FUCK?!" and then see you sitting glazed eyed with blood running out of your mouth and be like, "Oh fuck." XDD

Also, http://www.livejournal.com/users/fantasygoat/55529.html.