July 18th, 2005


Russian Roulette

An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the
trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a
custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate
one's courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder
spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger...CLICK...empty
Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual...CLICK...empty.
The next year, the Russian visits the African country. At the end of the
trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with
"Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African
ritual to demonstrate one's courage.
The African then disappears through a door only to reappear a few minutes
later smiling, and says, "Your turn."
The African escorts the Russian through the door.
In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen.
The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will
perform oral sex on him.
Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage
is this?"
"One of them is a cannibal"

edit: CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE!Collapse )

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