June 20th, 2005


Ohh god, that's rough.

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to
purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several
possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer,
the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500
take the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband
"Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending.