June 2nd, 2005


The "new" birds and the bees

The mystery is gone ... How was I born?
A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah,
son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see,
Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date
e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon
as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
You've got male!

It's weird to see June up there.. Happy June, everybody!