Madcap (zimdanen) wrote,

Bess: AHH! Funny thing!
Bess: An older theory about heredity.
Bess: Every sperm had a little person in it, and the egg was an 'incubator'.
Bess: ^_^
JimBob4554: That
JimBob4554: is awesome.
JimBob4554: I think I'm going to adopt that as a personal belief system.
JimBob4554: Which actually means that not only is abortion murder,
JimBob4554: but every time I whack off, I am literally killing millions of little people.

Actually, thinking about it, sex is murder too, because only one of those little people gets incubated when you actually get a girl pregnant. Sure, on the rare occasion more, but more often than that, none do - so you're killing tons of little people every time you make it with your woman.

Damn. Poor dudes.
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