Every time he does that, I argue it with him, and he goes, "Okay, okay. I understand." But he still does it all the fucking time. I am displeased.
Again, let me reiterate: WE DON'T FUCKING KEEP KOSHER! I do not keep kosher, have not ever kept kosher, and do not care to ever keep kosher. Same goes for my family. And I want everyone to know it, probably because my parents want people to think that we keep kosher. If we're out with a Jewish family, I'll order whatever the fuck I want, and let them cry about it. They can whine and plead all they want, but until they start keeping kosher, I see no reason to listen to a single FUCKING thing they say.
And I don't see why they want her to think we keep kosher anyway. They know that neither she nor her family does; they've seen them eat sushi; that's not kosher. So what the fuck do they want? To be high and mighty and seem like they're better than everyone? They're worse, because they're lying. They're despicable.