10:41pm 07/12/2009
  To all: I will be away December 10 - 22 on a family vacation.

That is all.
 
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07:46am 01/12/2009
  Happy December, everyone!  
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10:13pm 18/11/2009
  <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.  
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09:13pm 07/11/2009
  The cake is a pie!  
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11:24pm 06/11/2009
  What do you do with a BA in English?  
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11:24pm 06/11/2009
  English, muthafucka! Do you speak it? (Having fun at Neko. :)  
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06:58pm 05/11/2009
   
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03:48pm 31/10/2009
  Outback employees are dressed up! This is so cool! We're about to meet the president and the first lady! SQUEE!  
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10:58pm 25/10/2009
  Things not to say to your boyfriend at night: "You look like a whale."  
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03:24pm 22/09/2009
  Happy Autumn!  
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08:58am 12/09/2009
   
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12:19am 01/08/2009
  Happy August!  
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12:12am 27/07/2009
  Do you ever just feel like it's all for nothing?  
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This is my life.   
12:23pm 26/07/2009
   
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05:26pm 23/07/2009
   
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06:15pm 21/07/2009
  The Tomato: A Fruit or a Vegetable?  
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10:55am 18/07/2009
   
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06:24pm 17/07/2009
  I'm watching Michael play a game called BLAZ BLUE, and it is AWESOME! There is like 20 minutes of story before you get to anything. There is a save point in the story!

Wow.
 
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08:43pm 11/07/2009
  If I don't get something soon, you will all be demoted to something thay requires touching shit with your hands.  
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Apartment   
07:33am 08/07/2009
  You know, the only time I had to really enjoy this place was last summer, and that makes me sad, because this place is pretty cool. I wish I had more time to spend enjoying it.  
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